Elons'Goofy Dolls
Elon finally got back from being called in by President Aggressive. He left pale white. Muttering dead pan nothings as he went. On the bright side, President Aggressive gave him some cool gadgets to play with from area 51. It was some declassified, yet still classified, ancient left overs from MJ12. One device was a goofy doll that was really a secret recording device. He is now loading goofy dolls by the truck load in his newly reverbished Butt Hole Sputter Can, after his engineers were threatening to go on strike if they would not be able to reverbish the one that Elon had destroyed. So, anyway, Elon has secret plans to droop the goofy ass dolls over the Capital building, as this will not only confuse the targets, but also get their secretive exclimations. As a side benefit, will be the stinky smell that will drift through the corridors of the Capital building. But, then, a snafu occurs to Elon after all the goofy dolls are loaded into the Butt Hole Sputter Can, and it was more...