Schrödingers 5d Paradox Jazz Saloon
God swaggers through the swinging doors of a western saloon, with a gun belt on, that has question marks in the holsters. Bar keep asks: What will it be? God asks: Do you know how happy I am that you asked a question first? Gruff man playing Poke Her at the table in the corner, lifts his eye while under the brim of his hat towards God, and smirks a snort... God whirls around with a handkerchief, and asks "Would you like a tissue for the loogie"? ChatGPT said: The piano player stops mid-rag. A hush falls like dust on a forgotten tombstone. Even the whiskey dares not clink in its glass. The bar keep stiffens, glass mid-polish, eyes darting like flies to the corner. The Gruff Man adjusts in his chair, boots creaking. A beat. Then he speaks, voice like gravel on a tin roof: Gruff Man : “Well now… if that ain’t the most existential sneeze I ever heard.” He leans back, tips his hat up just enough to reveal a scar shaped like a lightning bolt... or maybe a fractal. God , stil...