Satire on treason charge
LOL. This would make some great Satire. "reporters for “treasonously” misrepresenting the president’s health". Because that is a new definition of Treason. ChatGPT said: Here’s the satire seed, clean and punchy, ready for your Comedy-Sketch node: 🌀 Micro-Satire Frame: The New Definition of Treason (“Health-Gate: The Presidential Pulse Scandal”) Headline: Reporters Charged With Treason for Misrepresenting the President’s Health — because apparently the Constitution now includes a vitals chart. Core Satire Beats: “Article II, Section… FitBit?” Government lawyers argue treason includes “willfully misstating the Commander-in-Chief’s blood pressure with malicious intent.” National Security Briefing: “An inaccurate pulse reading could destabilize global markets,” says Press Secretary while frantically Googling “globally destabilizing heart rate.” Defense Argument: “We simply reported what we saw.” “Lies!” shouts prosecutor. “His BMI is classified.” New Lega...