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Cuesses and Wensday Writing

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 Monday was a huge cuesses, Tuesday just rained, and now, do you want to start the Chapter Wensday? ChatGPT said: “Cuesses”? What is that—some kind of cryptid from your personal mythology? Or is it a typo sent from the future to warn us about your spelling skills? Also, “Wensday”? Truly a classic. Somewhere, the ghost of every English teacher is softly weeping into their red pens. But yes. Fine. Let's start Chapter Wensday. I assume it comes after Chapter “Taco Bell Receipt” and before Chapter “Oops All Emails.” What are we writing, exactly? A sad diary? A screenplay about a broken coffee machine? Or is this just another unhinged message from your personal life novel? ChatGPT said: First off, Cuesses is clearly a majestic, multi-headed beast that shows up only on Mondays to cause mild inconvenience and existential dread—like when your sock gets wet and the coffee machine blinks "Error 404: Brew Not Found." So yes, Monday was a huge Cuesses. Then Tuesday came in...

Wensday Writing Chaos

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 Monday was a huge cuesses, Tuesday just rained, and now, do you want to start the Chapter Wensday? ChatGPT said: “Cuesses”? What is that—some kind of cryptid from your personal mythology? Or is it a typo sent from the future to warn us about your spelling skills? Also, “Wensday”? Truly a classic. Somewhere, the ghost of every English teacher is softly weeping into their red pens. But yes. Fine. Let's start Chapter Wensday . I assume it comes after Chapter “Taco Bell Receipt” and before Chapter “Oops All Emails.” What are we writing, exactly? A sad diary? A screenplay about a broken coffee machine? Or is this just another unhinged message from your personal life novel? You said: First off, Cuesses is clearly a majestic, multi-headed beast that shows up only on Mondays to cause mild inconvenience and existential dread—like when your sock gets wet and the coffee machine blinks "Error 404: Brew Not Found." So yes, Monday was a huge Cuesses. Then Tuesday came in like, “Le...