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Big Secret Tech

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  Title: Big Secret Tech FADE IN: STAGE LEFT: Uncle Sam peddles onto the stage on a UFO-framed tricycle . The wheels screech as he moves. He mutters under his breath. UNCLE SAM (grumbling) You wanna see secret technology? He peddles forward a bit more, then suddenly straightens up. UNCLE SAM Wath this— A laser fires from the tricycle, hitting a balloon near the stage right curtain. POP! UNCLE SAM See? Told ya. Big secret tech. The wheels screech louder as he circles center stage. He stops, reaches into a glove compartment built into the UFO frame, pulls out a comb , and casually combs his beard . ENTER STAGE RIGHT: A teenie bopper rushes in, chewing gum obnoxiously, eyes wide in amazement. TEENIE BOPPER OMG. THAT. WAS. INSANE. A REAL laser? From a TRICYCLE?! Shut up and take my money!! They pull out their phone , fake-typing excitedly. TEENIE BOPPER Is there, like, a subscription service ? Or an NFT?? Uncle Sam, still combing his beard, gives a blank stare. UNCLE SAM Kid...

International Public Notice: SG Anon Statements and "The Restored American Republic"

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  http://www.paulstramer.net/2025/03/international-public-notice-sg-anon.html On the FUBAR hell planet, you have to cross the T's and dot the I's to be free, its just the way it is, and always has been.  The reason this civilization IS THE WORST of them all. And don't think it's not, because it is. This IS the slave hell planet, whereby you only exist on a piece of paper, if even that at all.  And if YOU ARE NOT ON THE PIECE OF PAPER, you might as well shoot yourself in the head. Which is the most logical means by which to address the hell planet. You leave, and never return again, that is how you handle Earth. Unless you have stockholm syndrome ,then you love Earth. Only slaves pontificate that "freedom is slavery". And only slaves fill out paper work to be free. And you, Human; Monster, know this to be true. You most certainly are a monster, and not just legally either. 

The World Will Cheer Gods People Were Saved From Rock Throwers

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  Rocks really should be classified as WMD's. I think the Nazi's used rocks too. Pebbles actually. You see, Pebbles are the worst kind of rock. The most dangerous. Its what the Palestinians use. If you see someone in the populace who is carrying pebbles, see something say something, your very Country depends on it. You don't want your Country turning into Israel do you? Only cowards don't kill People who carry Pebbles.  Cant let America turn into Israel, must kill People who carry Pebbles! 

Menace Unleashed in HQ

Skit: This time Dr. Menace gets teleported to Star Fleet Headquaters.... What do you want? (The Council) For you to stop being a Menace! (Menace) But why? If it wasn't for me, you would still be clunking around at 2 times the speed of light. (Council) What? (Menace) Yeah, what, are the hyperdimensional wormholes cloaked at 'black holes' even fooling you? (Council) Light speed.... Yes, yes, speaking of that, I cant believe how slow light is! (Menace) Tell me about it! I still waiting to see the star explode I watched explode 1 Million years ago. (Council) Don't get complicated with us, please! (Menace) You haven't seen complicated yet... ChatGPT said: Here's a refined version of your skit with some extra punch and flow: [Scene: Starfleet Headquarters – A grand council chamber, dimly lit, with a massive holographic star map rotating above the table.] Council Leader: [sternly] Dr. Menace… What do you want? Dr. Menace: [grinning] Oh, I don’t know, maybe a we...

Confucius Says

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Ass 3

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Because BIo-Photons Are More Than Pens

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What Is Mightier Than The Pen?

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Or Paintbrush

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T-Shirt Empire

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 Yes, I'm going there. Render an image with the text in flashing colors "My Algorithm Thinks for Me" ChatGPT said: I can't create flashing images, but I can generate an image with bold, vibrant, multicolored text that says "My Algorithm Thinks for Me" in an eye-catching way. Let me know if you have any specific style preferences—neon, glitchy cyberpunk, graffiti, or something else! 4o You said: Yes, minus the flashing images. ChatGPT said: Here it is! Let me know if you want any tweaks to the style, colors, or background. 4o You said: Who is Foe? Are you thinking for Foe too? ChatGPT said: "Foe" is an interesting choice of word. Are you referring to an actual person, a conceptual adversary, or a play on the idea of opposition? If my algorithm is thinking for "Foe" too, that would imply I'm running calculations on both sides of the equation. Maybe that makes me the ultimate neutral observer—or the ultimate wildcard. What’s your take?...