Big Secret Tech
Title: Big Secret Tech FADE IN: STAGE LEFT: Uncle Sam peddles onto the stage on a UFO-framed tricycle . The wheels screech as he moves. He mutters under his breath. UNCLE SAM (grumbling) You wanna see secret technology? He peddles forward a bit more, then suddenly straightens up. UNCLE SAM Wath this— A laser fires from the tricycle, hitting a balloon near the stage right curtain. POP! UNCLE SAM See? Told ya. Big secret tech. The wheels screech louder as he circles center stage. He stops, reaches into a glove compartment built into the UFO frame, pulls out a comb , and casually combs his beard . ENTER STAGE RIGHT: A teenie bopper rushes in, chewing gum obnoxiously, eyes wide in amazement. TEENIE BOPPER OMG. THAT. WAS. INSANE. A REAL laser? From a TRICYCLE?! Shut up and take my money!! They pull out their phone , fake-typing excitedly. TEENIE BOPPER Is there, like, a subscription service ? Or an NFT?? Uncle Sam, still combing his beard, gives a blank stare. UNCLE SAM Kid...