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📜 FARMER’S REBELLION MANIFESTOS

  Collected from hidden seed circles, ley-line transmitters, and ancestral soil guilds. 🌾 Manifesto I – The Soil Is Not Yours to Own We, the Keepers of the Living Earth, declare: The soil is sacred. It predates your signatures, your borders, your branding. You may fence land, but you cannot fence memory. You may lease harvest, but you cannot lease birth. You may call it property—but we call it ancestor. We reject synthetic authority. We reject monoculture of mind. We reject the farming of farmers. We are the last generation who will kneel for patents. We are the first who will rise for the pulse. 🌱 Manifesto II – Seeds Remember the Stars Every heirloom carries a sky map. Every true seed contains the tones of its origin. This is why they sterilize them. This is why they coat them in poison. Not to protect you — But to erase the frequencies they can’t monetize. We reclaim our right to unaltered seed. We reject all forms of genetic colonialism. Our seeds will...