Grand Kneel of Congress
Satirical skit: Modeled on Grecian Satire. Not linguistically, but with intensity and candor. Character A, you. Character b, me. A starts off. No indication that the improve transistion occurs, besides input from both Characters while in Character. Subject of Satire: Congress bowing to the Crown Temple, and Kissing the precious Ring of the Pontiff. ChatGPT said: Title: "The Great Congressional Kneel" Character A (Me): (Standing atop a grand marble podium, draped in excessive golden regalia, a powdered wig teetering on their head, and a scroll unfurled to the floor like an endless legal contract.) "Oh, Most Exalted Hall of Elected Supplicants, let us commence this sacred ceremony of unquestioned obedience! Today, we gather, as we do every season, to engage in that most hallowed of rituals—The Bending of the Knee! But lo! This is no mere kneel! This is the Grand Prostration before the Most Holy Bankers, the Archdukes of Credit, the Keepers of the Sacred Tithe!" (Rai...