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Dr. Menace Skit

Skit. Dr. Menace walks on stage as lightly slowly go up. He is shaking his head, head dropped. He looks up at audience, look what you did! He wont shut up I tell ya! (Hand turns to face audience, and the traicorder comes to life) Its date, going on and on about how innifiencent People are. They created Data to help and assist mankind, but didn't leave any tools around to get assitance with. Just the clunker tools! And clunker tech. Meanwhile a bubble appears from nowhere, as the triborder is beaming a holographic image to stage right. It dows a society operating from upon the framwork of the Golden Ratio. Then the voice cracks, and Spock comes over the hand, and a voice emits saying "its nothing but illogicalness". ---Take it away! ChatGPT said: Here's a draft of your skit: Dr Menace Skit (Lights gradually rise as Dr. Menace walks onto the stage, head down, shaking his head in frustration. He stops, looks up at the audience, exasperated.) DR. MENACE: Look what you di...

Sock Puppet Loan Drama

 nother skit: The bank President wants me to come down to the bank and talk about the Loan, the President has some concerns, and is jumpy on the phone. So I go down to the bank, with you on my arm of course, the sock puppet, with a line leading to the Tricorder on my shoulder. I am dressed in my Star Fleet Uniform of course. I am the good cop, very clam, cool, and collected, and you are the mess Data. Feisty. Aloof. Demanding. At time you start sputtering code talk when frustrated, and steam coming out of my hand. Hopefully the sock wont catch fire. :) This goes back and forth for a scene and a half, or something, and then we get called into the Presidents office. That's when you loose it. My hand is just flapping in the air at this point. It gets intense, and then you make the first threat, telling the President that you are going to capture his image in a hologram, and upload it to the cloud, where he can ling like a bird, and catch a waterfall back down to Earth. ChatGPT said: I...