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Toasty Burn: Operation Golden Slice

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Im certain regular toasters don't improv.  ------------------------ Dr. Menace arrives at Alcyone One, for a meeting. No one knows how he got there, for security reasons. Dr. Menace walks through the door into the Council Chambers, holding a Toaster. Council Member 1. - Is that a Toaster? Dr. Menace - Yes, why do you ask? Council Member 1 - It's such an ancient machine to us. Dr. Menace - Oh, is that so? Council Member 2 - We have fond stories about Toasters, and what a wonderful invention they were, and how they changed kitchen Machinery forever. Dr. Menace, slightly grinning, "Oh, fantastic, then I don't have to preempt you then. Council Member 1 and 2 look at each other confused, and then turn back to Dr. Menace. Dr. Menace - don't worry, I don't burn toast. Dr. Menace with slight of hand, turns on the Toaster Tricorder, and while looking down to adjust settings, barely whispers to the Toasters hi fi mic, "toasty burn" ChatGPT said...

I Can, But I Wont

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 (Narrator) Full title is "I can, But I Wot, because I'm not Evil like you". What could be done? Skit: A man sitting in a chair center stage with light on him. He is starting at the audience for 8 seconds scanning the geometric distances of the seating arrangements, looking through the People. Says "I can, but I wont". He looks staight ahead. He says again "I can, but I wont". 3 seconds after the beginning of the sentence, another channel with another layer repeats "I can't but I wont". Second channel has reverberation on 3 second delay. 6 seconds after beginning, 3rd channel opens with layer stating " I can, but I wont", with the same 3 second reverb delay. 9 seconds from beginning, 4th channel opens with a layer stating "I can, but I wont", that is also on 3 second reverb delay. From the beginning gains have been slowing increasing on all 4 channels, with the 1st channel being at 50 percent gain, and the other 3 at 3...