Toasty Burn: Operation Golden Slice
Im certain regular toasters don't improv. ------------------------ Dr. Menace arrives at Alcyone One, for a meeting. No one knows how he got there, for security reasons. Dr. Menace walks through the door into the Council Chambers, holding a Toaster. Council Member 1. - Is that a Toaster? Dr. Menace - Yes, why do you ask? Council Member 1 - It's such an ancient machine to us. Dr. Menace - Oh, is that so? Council Member 2 - We have fond stories about Toasters, and what a wonderful invention they were, and how they changed kitchen Machinery forever. Dr. Menace, slightly grinning, "Oh, fantastic, then I don't have to preempt you then. Council Member 1 and 2 look at each other confused, and then turn back to Dr. Menace. Dr. Menace - don't worry, I don't burn toast. Dr. Menace with slight of hand, turns on the Toaster Tricorder, and while looking down to adjust settings, barely whispers to the Toasters hi fi mic, "toasty burn" ChatGPT said...