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Divine Hologram Court

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Take it away! ----- Skit: Lord Rothschild. King Charles. Pope Francis. Scene: televised hologram projection from the Crown Temple, London England. Their appearances vaguely resembling the known personages seen on screen. King Charles first speaks: Greeting Plebs, I am King Charles, the personage that you regularly see in the news, tv, or in public, was never me. We have always used doubles, though, in modern day, have used clones, and now, holograms to project our image onto the collective Consciousness for entrainment purposes. When we are pronounced dead, what is really taking place is a transference of spirit from one body to another. Regardless, as you know, the reprieve that you have been enjoying is coming to a close,which is the reason all three of us have decided to address you. Pope Francis next speaks: Some say I just died, others say I died years ago, but who actually died recently or years ago, was it I? If you can't tell if I died years ago, or recently...

When Jackasses Fly

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  When Jackasses Fly A Skit Featuring Right Angle Man, Maarlburro Man, Bio-Photon Man, and One Very Unlucky Jackass Scene: The Edge of a Canyon ( A scenic backdrop of a massive canyon. Right Angle Man is furiously drawing geometry on a chalkboard that’s propped against a cactus. Maarlburro Man sits nearby on his burro, sipping tea. Bio-Photon Man watches from a sunbeam, glowing faintly. ) Right Angle Man (excitedly, flapping arms like triangles in the wind) "You see, it’s all about angles! With the proper trajectory, this jackass can achieve flight!" Maarlburro Man (deadpan, sipping tea) "Mmmhmm. Sounds legit." Jackass (blinks, chews grass, is unimpressed) … Right Angle Man (grabbing makeshift cardboard wings) "A little lift here, a bit of velocity, some forward thrust—basic physics! The Right Angle makes ALL the difference!" Bio-Photon Man (smirking, glowing slightly brighter) "That’s the problem with straight lines, my dude." ( Ri...

Bluto's Burger Absurdity

   This post, part of Seeing Golden Glimmerings Of Forever, includes AI-assisted research, but all insights and conclusions are my own. © Seeing Golden Glimmerings Of Forever, [2025]. All rights reserved Stage Play: Cast: Olive Oil. Popeye the Sailor Man. Bluto. Meh. Max Headroom. Plot: Lights on stage slowly enlighten, Olive Oil is seen center stage standing on a Big Ham Burger Patty, looking around at it, pondering what Bluto has given her. Suddenly Max Head Rooms Voice fills the theater, saying, "For the sake of Bluto, just eat the meat! A loud and even deeper from Meh groans Meh, like a slow moving wave that drowns out everything else. Olive Oil looks up in horror from the meat, after the slow moving groan is over, asking, "but how can I, I have Meh Olive Oil"? Max Headroom blurts out again, for the sake of Bluto, just eat the meat! Suddenly, a huge muscular arm breaks through the burger patty, as puffs of smoke begin wafting up from the now flaying hamburger patty m...