Skit: Musk is touting his cyber truck, the reporters are asking about all the dead oil pans. Musk minces, "But the oil pan never dies". One reporter mentions the recent recall of dead oil pans. ChatGPT said: Title: The Immortal Oil Pan [Scene opens at a Cybertruck press event. Elon Musk stands on stage, grinning, as reporters crowd around, microphones raised.] Musk: "Ah, yes, the Cybertruck! A marvel of modern engineering! Bulletproof exoskeleton, exosuit-compatible charging, and, of course, no oil pans to worry about—because there’s no oil!" [Reporters murmur. One steps forward.] Reporter 1: "Elon, can you comment on the increasing reports of dead oil pans littering the streets ever since the Cybertruck hit the market?" Musk: (smirking) "I think you’re misunderstanding the nature of oil pans. They don’t die —they simply become... liberated." Reporter 2: "But Tesla just issued a recall for oil pans found lifeless under your vehic...