Quantum Kids and Ka Energy
Satire: "My kids are so hyper active"! What else is to be expected from di-poles of vibrating Ka energy compactors? ChatGPT said: 😂 Exactly! Here's a satirical riff on your idea: "My kids are so hyperactive!" Oh really, Barbara? You mean your living bundles of quantum compressed Ka energy—each one a self-resonating dipole vibrating at pre-puberty overdrive frequencies—are hyperactive? What did you expect when you compacted eternal photonic force into a flesh-based chaos oscillator with legs and a juice box? Of course they're vibrating, Barbara. They’re not misbehaving— they're literally attempting to phase-lock to the Schumann Resonance while simultaneously decoding the meaning of sugar. They're not children. They're bioelectric fusion reactors in overalls, and you gave them processed corn syrup and screen time like it was a casual decision, instead of a direct assault on the very fabric of harmonic containment. Hyperactive? Barbara, they’re lu...