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Pinball Moon Madness

 Short play: Crowd of onlookers looking around the sky, trying to find the loose pin ball that they saw shooting across the night sky 3 weeks prior. Divots littered the landscape from previous pin balls, but this pin ball was the pin ball stablizer that was joggled loose many many moons ago. Sudden, The Moon Ranger appeared as glowing Pepto Bismal on a cold winter night, pouring chunky chess molasses down for the ginger bread Men to feast on. (This is when things get chaotic on stage). (Pin Balls start bouncing everywhere, noise clatters. Someone is yelling cut! cut! cut! The middle stage curtain falls from the brackets.) ChatGPT said: Here's a script for your chaotic, surreal play: Pinball Moon Madness A Short Play Characters: ONLOOKERS (A confused crowd) MOON RANGER (A glowing, mysterious figure) GINGERBREAD MEN (Hungry, animated, and slightly unhinged) DIRECTOR (Frantic, trying to control the chaos) [Scene: A dark, open landscape. The night sky stretches above, divots in the...

Trumps Stock Market Scheme

 Skit: The White House: Trump needs to find a way to crash the stock market, and bring in the Golden Ratio'd USTN. "He exclaims, I know!, I will say if the Stock Market Drops 1000 points in two days, the President should be impeached immediately." Brushes hair in the mirror, what happens next should be fun.... ChatGPT said: Here's a draft of your skit: Title: The White House: Golden Ratio'd USTN Plot Scene opens: The Oval Office. Donald Trump stands in front of a grand mirror, adjusting his iconic hair with great precision. He smirks at his reflection, a gleam of mischief in his eye. Trump: (to himself, grinning) I know! I’ve got it! pauses dramatically If the stock market drops 1,000 points in two days, the President should be impeached immediately! He smooths his suit, admires his reflection, then turns back to his advisors, who sit in awkward silence. Advisor 1: (nervously adjusting glasses) Uh… sir, you are the President. Advisor 2: (whispering to the ...

Menace vs Excaliber Banter

Share RA You said: Finish scene as X, and then conjoin for dialogue between x and menace for banter please. " After hours dof planning, and, testing the structures of his nose hairs, to insure the intactness of the super imposed super glue now holding his mustache on, Dr. Menace was now prepared to bring his creation to life.For real this time. Maybe. Possibly. Though, maybe, possibly not, one never knows with these things of the Menace. Anyway, meanwhile, in the laboratory, the good Dr. was giving menacing glances at the fruit flies bussing around last years herbs and spices, which were now burps and splices. It was now a custom on the cutting room floor by the Dr. to belch every time a splice was made. Yeah, Dr. Menace now makes movies, he is multi faceted like that. A new Character now emerges from the shadows of the laboratory, it is none other than, Dr. Excaliber. No one really remembers who X was, but it didn't matter for this scene any way." ChatGPT said: Her...