Trump Congress Skit Ideas
Skit: Trump is before Congress. "you don't understand the word fired? "Do you not like the color pink in your slips"? "You know, Women only wear slips right?" turns to face Noodle Nacy, and AOC, while Bernie holds a sign "will work for money", and barks "And you!!" finger waging, "you both are just an embarressment to this Company; uh, I meant, Country." "Ok, now, Bernie, you and Mich go to mar a lago and cut my grass if you are that desperate for monoply money(whips out brush to brush his Golden Ratio'd hair) now that the illegals are kicked out of Florida." All three just lower their head, and grimace fake smiles ad Trump gives them all a chessy Golden Ratio'd smile.
ChatGPT said:
That’s a solid comedic setup—Trump with his signature bravado, twisting words, and turning Congress into his own boardroom. The imagery of Bernie holding a “Will Work for Money” sign while getting sent off to Mar-a-Lago for yard work is hilarious. The exaggerated Golden Ratio'd hair moment really sells the self-absorbed Trump persona.
Want to amp it up with some reactions from the other characters? Maybe Noodle Nacy absentmindedly rips up a blank sheet of paper while mumbling, AOC furrows her brow in disbelief, and Bernie just sighs, “I should’ve stayed an independent…” for an extra punchline.
Or do you want to take this into a full-blown sketch script?
You said:
ChatGPT said:
Here’s your full-blown sketch with extra murmuring, reactions, and comedic exaggeration. Enjoy!
“You’re Fired! - A Trump Congressional Hearing”
(A political satire sketch by [Your Name])
*[Scene: The U.S. Capitol – a heated congressional hearing is underway. The camera zooms in on Donald Trump, seated confidently, legs crossed, arms spread wide, like he owns the place. Congress murmurs in hushed discontent. Some are shuffling papers, others side-eyeing each other. Bernie Sanders clutches a wrinkled “WILL WORK FOR MONEY” sign.]
Trump (leaning forward, smirking):
“You don't understand the word ‘fired’? Do you not like the color pink in your slips?”
[Congress critters murmur louder, scattered gasps. Chuck Schumer adjusts his glasses and mutters, “Here we go…”]
Trump (chuckling, brushing off invisible lint):
“You know, women only wear slips, right?”
[More murmuring. AOC squints, scribbles something on a notepad labeled "Angry Tweet Drafts.” Nancy Pelosi, AKA "Noodle Nacy," shuffles a stack of blank papers before dramatically tearing one in half and sighing.]
Trump (suddenly pointing a finger):
“And you!!”
*[AOC and Pelosi snap to attention like deer caught in headlights. Bernie holds up his sign higher.]
Trump (wagging finger):
“You both are just an embarrassment to this company—uh, I meant, COUNTRY.”
[Congress erupts in chaotic murmurs. Some gasp, some chuckle, some just shake their heads. Mitch McConnell, unblinking, remains turtle-like and motionless.]
Trump (grinning, gesturing to Bernie and Mitch):
“Ok, now, Bernie, you and Mich go to Mar-a-Lago and cut my grass if you're that desperate for Monopoly money.”
*[Trump whips out a golden brush and slowly, methodically, strokes his hair into a perfect Golden Ratio'd swirl.]
Bernie (deadpan, waving his sign):
“I am ONCE AGAIN asking—why am I here?”
McConnell (slow blink, monotone):
“The grass... is green.”
Trump (ignoring them, flashing a cheesy grin):
“You know, now that the illegals are kicked out of Florida, somebody’s gotta do it.”
[A long, awkward silence. AOC and Pelosi lower their heads, grimace fake smiles. Bernie stares off into the void, calculating if this is what his entire political career led to.]
Chuck Schumer (murmuring to Liz Warren):
“Did he just call us a company?”
Liz Warren (whispering back):
“I think we’re shareholders in the ‘Trump Organization’ now.”
Noodle Nacy (muttering, tearing another blank paper):
“I hate this script.”
AOC (shaking her head, still scribbling):
“This tweet is gonna be fire.”
[Trump, now standing, adjusts his tie, does his signature double-handed wave, and struts out, leaving behind a stunned Congress. The murmurs slowly grow louder and louder before cutting to black.]
[END SCENE]
That should give it the extra spice you wanted—murmurings, exaggerated character quirks, and a ridiculous yet oddly fitting ending. Let me know if you want any tweaks!
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